Normally, I wouldn’t encroach upon this subject, only for the sheer fact that I don’t condone the (err) scandalous nature… but my god this is totally insane.  Capitalizing on virginity, I’m guessing sex really does sell and, uh, pay the collegiate bills? 

(Insert sarcastic not-so-quizzical expression)

When I received an e-mail, informing me that a 22-year-old Sacramento State grad student was auctioning off her virtuousness… the only articulated utterance was WTF!  Despite enduring controversy, an eBay rejection, mounting college tuition, and declarations of medical exams among polygraphs… this self-proclaimed Virgin Mary, who uses the pseudonym “Natalie Dylan,” will be touting the key to her chastity belt to online bidders in a consummating relationship with the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada. 

Sounds super classy, but who am I to judge… this is clearly a case of business, not pleasure.  Right? Uh-huh.  So why does it feel like Britney’s “Oops I Did It Again” should be droning the airwaves as I write?  

Reported by US Magazine, the New York Daily, foxnews.com, and a slew of others, the exponential amount of bids will, I’m sure, be arduous at best (scoff) by such an innovative offer.  So here’s the posing question.  Albeit being of legal age, sound mind, and apparently officially permitted in the state of Nevada, isn’t this still a form of neo-prostitution?

Hmmm.

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